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A bird may love a fish, Signore, but where would they live?
… who are you callin’ a fish?
wait there isn't /really/ romance happening between me and megs right? whatever it is it's not romance right
You said you had a thing for him. He’s affectionately teasing you. All we need now is a fun little montage and you’ll find yourself in a Disney wedding.
Favorite pairing: Ratchet/Astrotrain do not question this.
i may require an essay on why this is a thing
NOOOO I DON'T WANT MY DESTINY TO BE FRAGGING FRAGGING MEGATRON
Who said anything about destiny?
Like, you can have a Megafetish and be destined for other stuff. That’s only one destiny. Or something.
NOO NO I DON'T WANT A MEGAFETISH HELP
You don’t choose the fetish.
The fetish chooses you.
why do i keep courting megatrons??
Attaining the unattainable. Taming the dangerous. Being able to smooch a guy that in all rights would probably kill you.
Or you just think his butt is cute.
I dunno, that’s generally my reasoning for things. Maybe you just have a Megatron fetish.
I ain't so good at social and gift giving slag. Most of my function it's been shooting, drinking and fragging, mix all that up and that's my function. Thing is there's this mech that's got my spark. And I don't know what the frag I could give him to show him what he means to me. Sometimes going out and conquering a planet to lay all the loot at his pedes sounds like a fragging good idea. Think I should go with the murdering and killing idea or got any other suggestions on what to give a mech?
blitz is that you
Well, that all depends - what does your object of affection actually like? Cause it would do no good to murder or pillage and then find out he’s got a thing against murdering and pillaging, you know?
If you’re lucky, your beau’ll be just as easy to please as you are. Don’t discredit a good frag, a good drink and a nice view of the stars of a gift. It ain’t gotta be a big production, unless that’s how your mech rolls, and honestly, I am not the one to be askin’ about gaining the favor of finicky materialists.
Also, make sure he actually likes getting gifts. I know right - who passes up free stuff? But this has happened before so just keep that in mind.
HELP THIS MEGATRON I HAVE A THING FOR KEEPS CALLING ME CUTE
That’s it. I’m done. There’s romance in the air, I can’t stop it now.
How do I get Overload to stop putting things in my butt?
.. wait is he actually putting things in your aft?
I thought it was just.. fictional aft harassment. Aftface. Why is it an aft face? Nevermind I don’t think I want to know.
Put.. bigger things in his aft??
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