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Honestly, I'm not sure what the relationship is. So don't touch their thing, right? But cover them in mud and porn?
don’t touch the thing unless you’re willing to go all the way
make sure there are rocks in it
How do you get revenge on your hatebro for masturbating while in your frame and making you feel like a really dirtybot? Do you masturbate while in their frame? Touch their thing? Cover them in mud?
dude what even kind of relationship do you HAVE
maybe plaster the ceiling with porn they don’t like, so that’s the first thing they see upon waking up
and/or the mud thing
st3v3-the-eradicon said: …mkay
i don’t make the rules for feelings, i just try to help with em
or i did
… here’s hoping yours works out better than the ones i know of
-hic- i like the commanderwhat do i do becase thsi wasnt supposed to happen
get a spark replacement?
failing that, embrace it
but don’t push it
it might pass, it might not, and there’s really not much you can do
Okay, but let's say the dude you like is bonded and refuses to makeout with anyone outside that bond even though you've made it clear that you would totally makeout with his mates too, and you're kinda-sorta in a polyamorous-but-exclusive-except-for-exception-mech-who-is-not-that-dude relationship. What do you do then?
… phrase the question in a way that makes sense and then come back to me?
Are you lookin’ to score some tailpipe with a bonded dude? Because clearly he’s not into it. Take comfort in your harem. Family reunion. Thingy.
What do you do if you kinda-sorta start to see someone as a father figure, but you kinda-sorta have a crush on one of his adopted sons, and another one of his adoptive sons kinda-sorta deleted you completely from his memory once?
throw your own family reunion and make out with the dude you like in the corner?
As a Decepticon, how would I go about wooing an Autobot? Infact, all I really want is to be in an advantageous position, how would I go about that?
pretend to not be a raging aftcracker for two seconds
treat em as nice as you can
do some things for them, nothing really big, out of the ‘goodness of your spark’
because then they gotta do things for you
because this decepticon was NICE man i gotta pay him back
whether or not you’re just manipulating em is up to you, by the way - if you want them to actually like you, you’re gonna have to show them there’s some “good” in you that they just have to work to “free”, even if you’re really comfortable as you are
autobots like to fix things whether or not they’re broken
although you have to admit as a con your default setting is kind of broken
How do you fix a broken spark?
[There is no answer here, because Train as he is couldn’t hope to grasp what it is, and Train as he was .. kind of isn’t there anymore.
He’ll just leave this one and hope it fixes itself somehow.]
Alright Train. Say I'm a mech who enjoys partaking from a sample of selected group of casual frags. Say there's little overlap between these chosen few. There would be no need to spell out this little list I have forming, wouldn't you agree? Then one day one member finds out through other means and they become upset. I didn't think this mech wanted anything from me, but everyone is suggesting he may have feelings for me. What does this all mean and what should I do about it from here?
i thought i said this stupid feelings blog was on hiatus ugh
but i guess since i found out what it was for i should probably go back to actually using it.. maybe that’ll help..
… if your fragbuddy develops feelings, don’t shun him for it
if you’ve got the bearings, just ask him, straight up, how he feels n go from there
cause i mean, slag turns weird pretty quick and can turn sour even quicker if you make one wrong move - and then suddenly the guy you were close to can’t stand to look at you longer than it takes for a rough frag or a good ol’ fashioned beatdown
don’t let it go sour, dude
until i find out who made it for me
why it’s here
you can still send your problems i guess? but i uh.. i don’t have all that much jurisdiction in the l word so yeah
your mileage may vary
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